A Tribute to a Friend Who Claims to Be Taller, lol
“Some people walk in the rain, some people eat green plums, some people claim to be 1cm taller than me and love beans. This is a digital space dedicated to one such person.”
Let’s dive into this strange, stingy, food-fueled, cyberbully-infested, and somehow nice friendship together.
A Haven for Fearless Self-Expression
Since yesterday this witty friend of mine wanted to personally send her a large bowl of green plums, to which i dont care enough to give it to her personally, im making this as a gift somehow and why not a fun memory.
This, is how does a stranger like me knows a “Shtrremse”
On the side you have a few qualities which i have noticed on her and below is a small gallery of photos just to give the idea for any ignorant ppl she may represent this web to.
(This looks so fucking strange honestly, but i dont give a shit)
DAMN HEALTHYYY
How do you not drink madam???
Very deep introspective
You do scream a lot “Inner world genius” even tho you dont show it much
Really Stingy
Yes ma’am, you know how Muhammed Ali said once, Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, yes, thats you……
Fatophobic
THATS THE WHOLE PLOT….also she likes to walk a lot
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